This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
What is your natural hair color? [ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with [ ] Blonde = with a broken heart [ ] Black = with a sexy smile [x] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend [ ] Red = that likes to have fun [ ] Brown = who loves to be different [ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes [ ] Bald = with herpes [ ] Other = with a nice ass
Pick the month you were born on: [ ] January = who ate [ ] February = who needed [ ] March = who killed [ ] April = who shot [ ] May = who killed [ ] June = who smoked with [ ] July = who got stabbed horribly by [ ] August = who ran shirtless with [ ] September = who ran naked with [x] October = who cuddled with [ ] November = who slept with [ ] December = who farted on
Pick the day you were born on: [ ] 01 = the kool-aid man [ ] 02 = a dog [ ] 03 = a shoe [ ] 04 = a toothbrush [ ] 05 = Santa Claus [ ] 06 = The Trojan man [ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur [ ] 08 = a prostitute [ ] 09 = a porn star [ ] 10 = a bag of weed [ ] 11 = a lover [ ] 12 = a glass of milk [ ] 13 = a horse [ ] 14 = a lesbian [ ] 15 = a stripper [ ] 16 = a pickle [ ] 17 = a jew [ ] 18 = a homo [ ] 19 = an orange [ ] 20 = a dildo [ ] 21 = a homeless guy [ ] 22 = a whore [ ] 23 = my crush [x] 24 = an easter egg [ ] 25 = a jar of honey [ ] 26 = a condom [ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal [ ] 28 = a french fry [ ] 29 = Micheal Jackson [ ] 30 = Paris Hilton [ ] 31 = YOUR MOM
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing [ ] White = because I love marijuana [ ] Black = because im sexy as hell [ ] Pink = because the voices told me to [ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs [ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous [ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life [ ] Purple = because I'm gay [ ] Gray = because I got dared [ ] Other = because that's how I roll [ ] Green = because I'm good in bed [ ] Orange = because I smoke crack [x] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose [ ] Brown = because I had to [ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs
now fill in our words into this: I am a gorgeous skank with a hot boyfriend who cuddled with an easter egg because I've got a noodle in my nose...
-- Reaching to where this world leads to, before long our meeting will take place And in your appearance a song will be sung, as you confinde in a liar And, in your appearance a song will be sung and before your eyes you will believe LiarLiar LM.C
OMG it's a journal! I am.
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+~vanitachi+=Lady-Werewolf+
"Krzyżak całuje się z komunistą, będzie z tego rzeź nie z tej ziemi."
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Reaching to where this world leads to, before long our meeting will take place
And in your appearance a song will be sung, as you confinde in a liar
And, in your appearance a song will be sung
and before your eyes you will believe
LiarLiar LM.C
It means a lot to me
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Last night, I was laying on my bed, looking up at the stars, and I thought, 'Oh no! Where's the ceiling?'
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Last night, I was laying on my bed, looking up at the stars, and I thought, 'Oh no! Where's the ceiling?'
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